Somewhat Disappointed

Hello again all you Coynauts that do not actually exist..yet!  I promised you a bloated blog with information, pictures and descriptions of events.  You will get 2 out 3 of those promises, but 2 out 3 ain't bad damn it!  Moving on..  I will do this in chapters.

Chapter 1 - My Life

So the big news I was talking about last night is pretty exciting to me.  For awhile now I've been toying around with the idea of getting my foot wet in stand-up comedy.  That opportunity will shortly be a reality!  There is a bar in a neighboring city that has open mic comedy nights and I plan on attending one of these lovely evenings.  I'm not going in expecting too much, but man I can certainly dream.  I could be the next Dane Cook!  haha..  Anyways.. I'll keep my blog poster on when I really do get down there and my friend will film the entire thing so I can post it for all of you wonderful people!  

Chapter 2 - My Social Life

So, my good friend Erica had a party for her birthday last night.  I said I was going to tell it like it is and I wasn't going to sugarcoat anything and I am a man of my word.  I arrive to the party around 11 pm.  I got there and it somehow took me back to highschool.  There groups of friends not socializing with the other groups of people.  It was quiet, somewhat packed in a small house and just overall subpar.  There was a flock of eager drinking participants waiting to get their turn on what was a 2 on 2 game of beer pong with 10 cups.  If you're having trouble doing the math that basically means the games took FOREVER.  But then I started drinking and the night turned a familiar direction.  My arrogance and cockiness convinced a friend of mine to use the table to play boat races while they were still playing beer pong.  Rude?  Sure.  Do I care?  Sure don't.

Subchapter - My Opinion

You see.. You have a party to bring a various amounts of people together to have fun, meet new people, try new things and just overall have a good time.  How is the majority of the people there supposed to enjoy WATCHING you play beer pong all night?  That is what the pre-party is for with your close friends and people who get there early.  When there are 4x the amount of people spectating than there are actually playing the game that means it is time to switch it up people!  

Chapter 3 - The Missing Chapter

I'm going to be beyond honest right now.  I was very much looking forward to this particular chapter.  Me and two friends were going to hit up a nice little trail that led you into some caves and caverns.  I was going to take some pictures, see some cool things and just get outside.  Instead now I will most likely go to McDonalds and get a quarter pounder with cheese, no onions, a large fry and a large sweet tea.  I hope that was detailed enough.  I am saddened that today I won't get to experience that adventure.  I will definitely get some pictures up of my next hiking trip.  I will go hiking by myself if need be.  

The end.

I hope you enjoyed my short story for today.  There will be a sequel in the works and I will provide full coverage of the incidents of my life!  Have a great day everyone!